Wednesday, February 21, 2007
The billowing thunderstorm of 2 Chronicles 23:19
Twitterpation must die! I normally don't like to kill things, but this will be an exception. I just have to tell myself to avoid the caramel lake and take refuge in the candy mountain. The Laffy Taffy path will only lead to sticky situations. As a wise woman once stated, even if one escapes the wrath of the caramel lake, remains of the caramel will stick forever, unless you take a trip to the antibacterial soap Willy Wonka. Life is too short to be caramelized. Be careful and make sure you like the taste of that caramel because it will stick forever, because the antibacterial soap is only a dream. So take your time on the Laffy Taffy path and be slow as you slowly slide into your eternal caramelized state. Tame the dragon before you let him out of his cave of wonders. Caramel!
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But sometimes caramel can taste really good. Even if the dragon decides to chill for a while (maybe even because the dragon decides to chill).
Maybe life is too short not to be caramelized. But you have to be careful, because dragons are like duct tape.
Perhaps we should talk in English sometime. In the meantime I'll be praying for you.
AJ
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P.S. Suddenly I get it! Your title! All is brought to light....
I feel like is too short to be stuck in caramel too soon, personally...
but everyone can handle different amounts of caramel, so that is cool.
Merrilee, your blog brought me lots of joy and entertainment, mainly WHILE you were writing it, but now as well...
"Chronicles, not Corinthians, Stephen!!" - Stephen to self
It can be a bad idea to read blogs while trying to get ready for work...
I feel like one day I will find out what all this 2319 stuff is. It probably is nothing too exciting. =)
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