The billowing thunderstorm of 2 Chronicles 23:19

Twitterpation must die! I normally don't like to kill things, but this will be an exception. I just have to tell myself to avoid the caramel lake and take refuge in the candy mountain. The Laffy Taffy path will only lead to sticky situations. As a wise woman once stated, even if one escapes the wrath of the caramel lake, remains of the caramel will stick forever, unless you take a trip to the antibacterial soap Willy Wonka. Life is too short to be caramelized. Be careful and make sure you like the taste of that caramel because it will stick forever, because the antibacterial soap is only a dream. So take your time on the Laffy Taffy path and be slow as you slowly slide into your eternal caramelized state. Tame the dragon before you let him out of his cave of wonders. Caramel!

Troubles in Tiny Town

I've come to the conclusion that in many cases I cannot trust myself. Way back in the days of Winter Conference I recall discussing the common fear of standing next to the edge of a tall building. This was not because I was afraid of a sudden earthquake or my friend deciding to push me off. This was because I did not trust my own sanity to a point where it would be unfathomable for me to let myself fall. I guess the legitimate fear of my choices has more to do with what I allow myself to be influenced by at the point that I make critical decisions. Too often do I rely on my emotions and how I feel. I believe this all began with the animated film "Thumbelina" which featured a song entitled "When you follow your heart." This society constantly stresses this idea of following our hearts. This statement is really just a nice way of telling us to go after our desires. I think a more appropriate directional statement for life would be to follow Christ. Perhaps I will make an animated film of my own called "The Truth about Thumbelina" featuring the hit song "Your heart is a liar." This subject lightly touched on the hybernating dragon. Do not worry, I will get there eventually.

A long awaited story

Legoland... It was a journey. Three people stepped out into the unknown looking to achieve greatness. Unfortunately greatness wouldn't have it. We saw a C and turned around. The three walked back in shame, taunted by defeat. It was later they realized that greatness was on their side the whole time. They left that night as different people. It will not be forgotten.
In upcoming news a hybernating dragon. Speaking of hybernation, I must sleep now.